whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

swoggy asked: 6 and 9 <333333

wink  wink 

6: 4 turns off

•  (i dont even know gdi) spoiled lil shit?, when he talks its like a fountain of saliva, cocky, (((wait is the first and 3rd the same???? oh well))) and lastly smelly breathe 

9: My best first date

ask me any of these!!

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

Anonymous asked: 81

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

• blamestyles 
• tomlinsarse 
• tastyniall
• swoggy
• bastlle

ask me one of these!!